Tuesday, 10 January 2012

You may see me on TV!!

I may be on TV!!
I went to the bank in the town after work to get money out after work on Tuesday, I'd had a tough stressful day and just wanted to get the money out and get home.

A pretty looking young blonde girl was outside the building looking all forlorn with a microphone and asked if I could help her as she needed to have an interview with someone or else she wouldn't get the job on her radio station.
I thought "Hello..."
But after a bit of cajoling I said I'd do it anyway, especially when she was giving me the big sad puppy dog eyes....I'm a sucker for that kind of thing.
It was then that she told me that she had to interview a Japanese karate champion who hadn't turned up and would I be nice enough to pretend to be the karate champion...  and that I'd have to talk in gibberish Japanese!!!
which after a bit of persuasion and a bit of practice I did.

Naturally I started off by saying, "Harrow"...as you do when you try to do a phoney Japanese/ Chinese accent...
She then told me that I would have to smash a brick with my head...my eyes must have registered some kind of panic but then I was given a mallet to smash it with.
Once all that was done I quickly said my goodbye's and scarpered off to get my money out!!!
When I came out another woman came up to me and said that it was all for a hidden camera show, and that I would have to sign a form to say I agreed for it to be aired on the TV.
I doubt it'll go on TV though (Sky One I think), I'm hardly photogenic!!!

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